The Scenario
The Epic Showdown has begun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Showdown Facts:
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
- The Most Interesting man is not afraid to show his feminine side...if he had one.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- The Most Interesting man's charm is so contagious, vaccine's have been created for it.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- The Most Interesting man's mother has a tattoo that reads, "Son"
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- The Most Interesting Man's enemies list him as their emergency contact.
- Chuck Norris's first job was a paperboy. There were no survivors.
- The Most Interesting Man never says something tastes like chicken...not even chicken.
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What this fight boils down to is a battle of reputation. In his prime, Chuck Norris could win on stamina but both are getting on in years and are relying on clout. Were this battle to take place "back in the day", I would have to go with Chuck hands down. As it is, The Most Interesting Man by his name alone has a larger reputation than Chuck and thus would win.
Alas, it appears we truly have a conundrum with this match.
On one hand we have Chuck Norris; a man feared by many and who appears to not know fear at all. He walks down the streets leaving destruction and mayhem in his wake and on his good days, no survivors. If he were to hit the most interesting man in the world with his usual expertise, and strength, I'm quite certain he would be taken out and the world would feel the loss at once. Babies would cry, men would weep and women would wake from a sound sleep and feel a loss like none ever felt before.
On the other hand we have the most interesting man in the world. A man that every man aspires to be, but never will. Someone whose mere presence would make you feel better and want to smile feel good about yourself. As mentioned before, if he were to hit Chuck, he would likely say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" many times over and over. But, I feel that eventually, Chuck's apparent simplistic view of destruction and mayhem would ultimately take over his thought process and after taking a beating, he would finally take out the most interesting man in the world with a round house followed by a series of quick body punches and the final blow, to his chin with the heel of hand in an uppercut fashion leaving darkness in his wake to start the next Ice Age.
Winner - Chuck Norris